Weird kinky stuff that leads to people giving birth He notices that some of his mythology reading friends (Hey, every young American I know likes reading mythology.ĭon't blame me for your lousy acquaintances.)īut what makes this dude different is this: His favourite thing is to read mythology. The Dude Who Shouts Myths at the Internet
� The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from. � The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties… on the corpses of their enemies. � The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. � Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider: These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified. 10178909 O'Brien, Cory Dewey number 201/.30207 Illustrations illustrations Index no index present Literary form non fiction Melville, Sarah E.All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. While each version is authentic in terms of facts, this creative take on the originals presents the stories in a whole new light Pace And in his irreverent style, O'Brien recounts more than 100 classic myths from Greek, Norse, Egyptian, Japanese, and other cultures. Language eng Summary This book casts a gimlet eye on the real world of mythology. true Characters and characteristics in mythology.true Mythology - History and criticism.Melville Title variation Zeus grants stupid wishes Title variation remainder a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Creator Label Zeus grants stupid wishes : a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Title Zeus grants stupid wishes Title remainder a no-bullshit guide to world mythology Statement of responsibility Cory O'Brien illustrations by Sarah E.
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